MTV's The Hills Dating Game!
Brody
  1. Do you know who I am?
    2. What, are you important?
    Everyone knows who you are, Brody.
    Yeah... but, Brody... do you know who I am?
    We grew up together, idiot.
  2. What's your idea of a good time?
    3. I enjoy... compromising situations.
    Corner spot at the club, winking at the paparazzi on the way out.
    Going out, being seen... making fun of people... enjoying success.
    Profiling, bein rich... a lot like yourself.
  3. What's your favorite drink?
    4. Yager bombs in the Hills, but when I'm out, it's usually Grey Goose and orange.
    Body shots!
    Tequila!
    Flirtini.
  4. I have a pretty laid back lifestyle... how would you fit into my day?
    5. That's pretty blunt - are you a jerk all the time?
    Excuse me?
    I don't know, you're always calling me.
    Seeing as how I don't need you, probably anytime I was bored.
  5. Name something romantic you'd like to have done for you and why I should do it.
    6. I'd really appreciate a car... mainly cuz I'm your girl.
    Rent out a restaurant for us.
    I've known too many guys like you; just surprise me, mainly because there won't be a happy ending without it.
    Don't know, isn't it your job to think of something?
  6. I love to be on the scene... can you accept that and all that comes with it?
    7. Of course, would I live here if I couldn't?
    No. That's a dumb question. I mean, why, would it bother you if I did?
    Dummy, I put you onto the scene.
    Yeah... I know more people than you.